Stars Love Robots

Cosmo Sex Tip #676

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:41:59 -0400

shoe-inhibitions:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:54:47 -0400

we-love-cute-cats: Photo, Check my blog for more ;)

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:42:13 -0400

we-love-cute-cats:

Photo, Check my blog for more ;)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:26:14 -0400

4acesdave: saltedweenie: birdycreatures: headlikeanorange: A...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:28:52 -0400

4acesdave:

saltedweenie:

birdycreatures:

headlikeanorange:

A golden eagle (Earth Unplugged - BBC Earth)

That bird went from majestic creature to seduction master in 3 seconds

i stand for FREEDOM of everything

including you from your pants

emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:42:37 -0400

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

phobphil: reiner—braun: 進撃 01 by KIU NO. BITCHES U...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:51:52 -0400

phobphil:

reiner—braun:

進撃 01 by KIU

NO. BITCHES U DON’T GET MY TRUST. :[[[[[[

Person: Rape is just surprise sex.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:05:36 -0400

Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.

nikoanesti: I know this seems like a joke but this literally is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:04:08 -0400

nikoanesti:

I know this seems like a joke but this literally is the gist of what happened today.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:50:54 -0400

aunteeblazer: laughingsquid: Art Student Freaks Out &...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:39:23 -0400

aunteeblazer:

laughingsquid:

Art Student Freaks Out & Destroys Her Painting After a Critique

oh my god

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:06:08 -0400

#RuPaulogize

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:04:54 -0400

#RuPaulogize

tripping-on-gravity: psychocereals: jessica-the-human: kosmicwheel: crateshya: darknephilim: th...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:06:21 -0400

tripping-on-gravity:

psychocereals:

jessica-the-human:

kosmicwheel:

crateshya:

darknephilim:

thesickestjokes:

Turquoise is the best colour in the world.

It’s cyantifically proven.

you fucking didnt

COLOUR

PUNS

I red that and now I feel violeted. I’m indigonant.

Turquoise is the best colour?? Psht, that’s just a pigment of your imagination.

you little shits.

You just blue my mind.

charamei: ‘Asexual characters are boring’ is writer code for ‘I am too lazy and unimaginative to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:03:53 -0400

charamei:

‘Asexual characters are boring’ is writer code for ‘I am too lazy and unimaginative to come up with character conflicts that don’t revolve around sex.’

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Tue, 21 May 2013 03:00:07 -0400

themadcaplaughs1970: mrs—lovett: pizzastiel: i’m really...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:56:31 -0400

themadcaplaughs1970:

mrs—lovett:

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

i laughed way too hard at this

cocokat: dailylifeofadisneyfreak: I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:56:17 -0400

cocokat:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS ARIEL. *SCREAMS*

i’m the same height as shang B’)

partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:19:50 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:57:33 -0400

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names